Blog 3.7b Bomberman

First off I want to talk about Bruce Lee. I am not going to write about Brucie but I certainly do want to kick a certain individual with a Bruce Lee kick. I have about 37 comments that I like to share about lazy people but instead, I will just say to these people, "128".

Now I will summarise this entry (yup, so early in my post). I am so confident at playing at Atomic Bomberman that I will skip issuing a challenge to everyone's favourite rival, Mr.P and his sidekick Nat Chan, and instead issue a challenge to the world. fo shizzle.

What

According to Mobygames.com,

"Developed by Hudson© and published by Interplay©, Atomic Bomberman pits you against 9 opponents, human or computer, in the ultimate frag-fest.

For the uninitiated, you control a cute little guy who carries an endless supply of bombs. The idea is to kill your opponents with these bombs - dropping bombs near them, throwing bombs at them, kicking bombs towards them.

Very intense gameplay which requires complete awareness and lightning reactions."

Background

In the year 20xx, there were eight great bomberman players in the land.

1. Yellow bomber (possesses God-like skills)
2. Purple bomber (possesses God-like skills but smells like salmon in real life)
3. Green bomber (some say this player will be the new generation god bomber but we disbanded before he could prove his God-like status)
4. White bomber v2 (replaced the retired v1)
5. Red bomber (Very defensive player)
6. Orange bomber (That's me, Jaystin Unicorn)
7. Black bomber (cunning player)
8. White bomber v1 (specialist at eating power-ups)

I think I roughly ranked everyone, with 1 being God-like to 8 not having God-like skills but still lethal.

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We played all day and all night. We were so good that we developed our own 'moves' just exactly like WWE wrestlers with their finishing trademark moves.

Examples of my very own moves are 'C-cup cage©', and 'Release the beast©'.

We even formed the 'School of Bomberman', headed by both Yellow and Purple Bomber.

Current

It is now the year 2010, and it has been XX years since, and the school has long been disbanded. I have lost contact with mostly everyone except the Green bomber who is now jet setting all over the globe. He tells me that he doesn't play video games no more... let alone Bomberman.

Well as you know of my FIFA11 misadventures against two particular 128s, that I'm still Bruce Lee kickin' as an active video gamer.

So instead of yabbing, I will

a) find my Atomic Bomberman disc and install it (completed)

b) play one round against a team of the maximum allowable of 5 AI computers (completed)

c) single handedly defeat them in under 3 minutes (completed)

I know that I am ranked like no.6 in the world but with the others missing-in-action; and me being the only active bomberman player remaining, I have assumed the no.1 spot, thereby entitling me to challenge the world.

How?

It's easy.. via Nintendo DSlite. So if you are able to hook up your DS to the net, I will be more than happy to hand you your first bomberman defeat.

We will be playing the original Bomberman ( I will be the host )

You can hook up your DSlite using these cheap Wi-Fi connectors.

Drop me a comment if you wish to take up my challenge. :)