Blog 3.7b Bomberman

First off I want to talk about Bruce Lee. I am not going to write about Brucie but I certainly do want to kick a certain individual with a Bruce Lee kick. I have about 37 comments that I like to share about lazy people but instead, I will just say to these people, "128".

Now I will summarise this entry (yup, so early in my post). I am so confident at playing at Atomic Bomberman that I will skip issuing a challenge to everyone's favourite rival, Mr.P and his sidekick Nat Chan, and instead issue a challenge to the world. fo shizzle.

What

According to Mobygames.com,

"Developed by Hudson© and published by Interplay©, Atomic Bomberman pits you against 9 opponents, human or computer, in the ultimate frag-fest.

For the uninitiated, you control a cute little guy who carries an endless supply of bombs. The idea is to kill your opponents with these bombs - dropping bombs near them, throwing bombs at them, kicking bombs towards them.

Very intense gameplay which requires complete awareness and lightning reactions."

Background

In the year 20xx, there were eight great bomberman players in the land.

1. Yellow bomber (possesses God-like skills)
2. Purple bomber (possesses God-like skills but smells like salmon in real life)
3. Green bomber (some say this player will be the new generation god bomber but we disbanded before he could prove his God-like status)
4. White bomber v2 (replaced the retired v1)
5. Red bomber (Very defensive player)
6. Orange bomber (That's me, Jaystin Unicorn)
7. Black bomber (cunning player)
8. White bomber v1 (specialist at eating power-ups)

I think I roughly ranked everyone, with 1 being God-like to 8 not having God-like skills but still lethal.

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We played all day and all night. We were so good that we developed our own 'moves' just exactly like WWE wrestlers with their finishing trademark moves.

Examples of my very own moves are 'C-cup cage©', and 'Release the beast©'.

We even formed the 'School of Bomberman', headed by both Yellow and Purple Bomber.

Current

It is now the year 2010, and it has been XX years since, and the school has long been disbanded. I have lost contact with mostly everyone except the Green bomber who is now jet setting all over the globe. He tells me that he doesn't play video games no more... let alone Bomberman.

Well as you know of my FIFA11 misadventures against two particular 128s, that I'm still Bruce Lee kickin' as an active video gamer.

So instead of yabbing, I will

a) find my Atomic Bomberman disc and install it (completed)

b) play one round against a team of the maximum allowable of 5 AI computers (completed)

c) single handedly defeat them in under 3 minutes (completed)

I know that I am ranked like no.6 in the world but with the others missing-in-action; and me being the only active bomberman player remaining, I have assumed the no.1 spot, thereby entitling me to challenge the world.

How?

It's easy.. via Nintendo DSlite. So if you are able to hook up your DS to the net, I will be more than happy to hand you your first bomberman defeat.

We will be playing the original Bomberman ( I will be the host )

You can hook up your DSlite using these cheap Wi-Fi connectors.

Drop me a comment if you wish to take up my challenge. :)

Blog 3.7a Prelude to a bomb

One day I turned on youtube and ol' hikkichan is quiting the music scene forever... her latest video and she looks tired.

and just the other day, I was lamenting to my old high school classmate, milktea about yet another loss to everyone's favourite rival, Mr.P. And you know what she said to me, "Maybe Mr.P is undeafeatably awesomeness cool 128 to the max!!!"... or something like that

I just cried and went to sleep.

Then on a cold Friday night, two dastardly figures met in a cold dark alley somewhere on the side lanes along Collins street in the city.

Dastardly figure 1: Hi Nat Chan

Dastardly figure 2: Hi Mr.P

Nat Chan: Hang on... why did you call me by my name? We are just two lines into this story and our identities have been exposed to the readers. We haven't even plotted out evil scheme against the courageous Jaystin Unicorn, defender of the SDs. Sigh.

Mr.P: Ugh. I like to smash things.

Nat Chan: Anyways, so how are we with our secret intensive 3-hours a day FIFA11 training?

Mr.P: Completed but I am already confident of beating him even without this training.

Nat Chan: But with a McDonald's meal on the line, I am not taking any chances. Plus he did say he just installed FIFA11 on his PC.

Meanwhile, Jaystin is at home tinkering with his PC.

Jaystin Unicorn: Oh woe is me, this pirated copy of FIFA11 doesn't work! I should have just bought the original copy instead of risking my PC to potential virus infections and I already know that dodgy pirated PC games have a high chance of not working as well as harming my PC.

-END-

So on Saturday night, Mr.P, Nat Chan (the current Australian FIFA11 champion, I might add) and myself decided to have a 3-way battle FIFA11 tournament.

Facts/excuses:

1. Mr.P and Nat Chan both have copies of FIFA11 on their XBOX /PS3 and needlessly to say that they play it religiously.

2. While I do have FIFA11 on my PC, I do not play it opting rather to paint my gundams or watch Star Trek Voyager. I have only played it a total number of 3 games - all 3 games I lost to the computer, I might add.

3. In my opinion, FIFA11 as well as Winning Eleven 2011's gameplay has changed dramatically. Therefore, I would have needed to play it alot to get used to it.

4. Everyone played 3 games with each other. Nat Chan devised a chart for the night

5. So the winner of the tournament gets a McDonald's meal paid for by the loser while second place gets nothing. So on total goal difference

Nat Chan +9

Mr.P +5

Jaystin -8

The lowest point of my rivalry-ing career.

Nat Chan's chart. I nearly managed to draw 0-0 with Nat Chan but he had to score. sigh

The same scenario with Mr.P in round 1 and after that everything went downhill... like my cheeks.... both face and butt.

Cant remember if Nat Chan scored against Mr.P or was it the other way round.

That guy in the number 8 shirt is doing the 'climbing the invisible ladder' celebratory dance.

So congratulations to Nat Chan. Your Large Big Mac meal is on its way. Part 2 of this tale to be continued...

Foodview 3.1 Minh Xuong, Melbourne

So on Sunday, I was craving for Dry Egg noodles like, for the like all of last week like.

That's enough likes for the year 2010.

Anyways, I strolled myself down russell street, until I hit the corner of russell and little bourke street... the entrance to Melbourne city's china town.

I was short of time and cash and I hit the first asian restaurant I could find.

I found a target and chose to eat at Minh Xuong

Standing in front of Minh Xuong and thats my ride... not. I wish it was. :(

For non-Melbournian readers, here are a couple more shots of beautiful Melbourne

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Looking to my right (along Russell Street towards Lonsdale Street)

Looking to my left (along Russell Street towards Little Bourke Street)

Grrr I had to request for my chinese tea! But when the waiter came back, it was in a pot and the first thought running through my mind was, "Oh noes, do I have to pay for that?" (Bearing in mind that I was low on cash) Fortunately it was free. *sigh of relief*

The soup was not overly salty but salty enough to complement that tasteless noodles to follow...

One of these does not belong:

So which is it?

Correct guess for the top left corner! Its just zoomed-in closer than the others. As Cookie Monster said, "You're so clever!"

Ok not sure why I took so many of the same photos. Anyways moving ahead, let's break down this foodview:

Egg noodles:

Not cooked to softness that I would have come to expect from any asian restaurant. It could have been cooked a bit more. But I gobbled it down.

Sauce:

The flavour is missing. Yes it was. Gone to chinatown, I imagined. Perhaps thats why the lightly salty soup was served together with this dish?

Pork:

Perhaps this could be the saving grace for this dish. They did give a generous portion of meat. The meat was tender and divine. Well done! However! The skin was not crispy at all. It was more like chewy and not a trace of crispy-ness.

Everyone should take a lesson in Crispy-skin pork from wiki or even Pacific House.

Overall :

For AUD9, I think these guys could have

a) given more noodles. It was paltry!

b) though the meat was excellent, it was let down by the skin. :(

c) put in more flavour in the sauce!

Taste : 3 out of 5 (thanks to the pork)

Value : 2 out of 5

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Foodview 3.0 DC Dumpling, Box Hill

I swear that Box Hill is the greatest place on earth. So many chinese cuisines. Nyam nyam!

With a claim like "dumpling specialist" especially in dumpling mecca that is Box Hill, I had to try out this place.

Sure enough it lived up to its claim. This particular dumpling was different from the other dumpling restaurants in Box Hill. It was mince-y.

Spicy Chicken and cashew on rice. Sweet and spicy indeed.

The chicken pieces was fresh as.

The Mandarin pork chop on rice was awesome.

The pork was cooked to perfection.

Taste : 5 out of 5

Value : 5 out of 5

Final comments:

A lovely cosy restaurant. Very popular with the asians and caucasians too. The chef is quite a character. Can be quite cramp in there. Highly recommend.

DC Dumpling "The Dumpling Specialist"

(03) 9898 1620

590 Station StreetBox Hill, 3128

Foodview 2.9 Milo chocolate bar

I love Milo....

This much! Don't worry I am not crazy nor too rich. Coles had a HALF PRICE SALE. AUD6 for each 1.25kg can. Sweet.

So next to the cans, there were Milo cereals and choc bars. Since I love Milo so much, I thought I buy a chocolate bar.

So this bar has a brownie! with caramel and milo balls (similar to the milo breakfast cereals)

Decent sized bar.

Just for comparison. Here it is next to my 3.5" IDE Hard disk that was the closest thing to me.

Dissecting it. I could taste the crunchy choco balls and caramel. Then I hit the brownie which I must say is very not nice. If you have eaten protein bars like I occassionally do, these Milo bars taste exactly like that minus the high protein content. In short, protein bars dont taste so good.

Value : 2 out of 5

Taste : 2 out of 5

Review 1.1 Tune Hotel, Kota Damansara, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

With the Australian dollar being oh-so-mighty, I bought my cheap ticket from AirAsia and booked myself 'cheap' accomodation at Tune hotel.

With Tune hotels, you basically pay for every single thing you use from usage of the TV to air-conditioning. Thereby 'saving' you money.

So if you are coming into Malaysia via AirAsia, you will arrive at the Low Cost Carrier Terminal and not the Kuala Lumpur International Airport. In short, its the lousier airport.

TRANSPORT

Now from LCCT, if you are travelling alone and intend to save money you could take the Skybus (You can buy tickets just before you exit customs and walk about 200-300m to the skybus bus stand) to the KL Sentral train station, and make your way round the huge construction site to a make-shift bus station (as of October 2010-you can get directions from the Monorail station if you cant find your bearings) and then take RAPIDKL U89 bus route (bus fares are very very cheap RM2-3) which will pass by the hotel (just tell the driver). Or if you are travelling in a party of 4 then I highly recommend taking a taxi directly to the Tune hotel. Make sure you purchase a taxi ticket from the airport counter and not get jibbed by rouge taxi drivers outside the airport. I remember it was roughly about ~RM120 and if you divide that by 4 persons, that's alright considering how far you have to travel.

Remember that the mighty Australian dollar gets you RM3 (as of October 2010) so just spend a little and travel by taxi.

HOTEL RECEPTION

Once we've arrived at the hotel, it's a very colourful building, but I mistakenly thought that the entire building was the hotel but I found out that it only took up the 3rd and 4th floors of the building.

If you happen to be driving, there is underground parking with lifts that will take you up to the hotel floors. The carpark appears to be still under construction so for now I guess parking is free.

So I entered the ground floor and I can see portable banners setup up by the elevators guiding us to the 3rd floor.

Once at the 3rd floor, I saw guard at his desk doodling on his notepad. Two out of commission computers that I believe was meant for hotel guests to surf the net on but an operational wall-mounted LCD TV. Scroll below to see pictures. And lastly a nasty lady on duty at the reception. I wont comment on her rudeness and her inability to be of any assistance to me and my crew. I just hope her boyfriend/partner is proud of her. Suffice to say service is bad! PS. There is no free WIFI and no telephones in the rooms and you cannot use the telephones at the reception. The reception can organise taxis for you.

HOTEL ROOMS

The rooms are not all the same size. You may get stuffed into a smallish room or a windowless room. However, I recommend you invoke your right as a tourist and demand to change to better rooms. I certainly did..

If you scroll down the photos, you can see the room I ended up with. Twin beds with a view.

The size is decent. Beds are great. Bathroom is small. Water pressure is decent. Toilet was blocked and flooded very easily... took forever for the contents to flush away.. I recommend not to wear shoes/footwear in your room but thats just me... it gets dirty really fast. So just get a little box as your make shift shoe box :)

I paid for air conditioning and the tv. But seriously you can save money and just use the free ceiling fan (Gosh, its sad when you have to call the ceiling fan 'free'). By the way, what's use of being called a budget traveller if you cant stand a little heat? If you really want to save money, then you can sleep in the corridors LOL the corridors have air conditioners running throughout the day :)

Also I was in my room trying to get some sleep and there were other foreign guests talking in the corridors and the walls must be thin a I could hear them talking loudly and I had to go out and tell them to keep it down. So yes, thin walls!

There are wall plugs for you to charge mobile phones and cameras etc. but use an international adapter.

THINGS TO DO

The STRAND area has tons of restaurants. You can just cross the road and have lots of choices are your disposal. They open right up pass midnight. There are two mega supermarkets, Carrefour and Giant. Carrefour is on your left as soon as you walk out the hotel. Giant supermarket is straight ahead as you leave the hotel. You have to walk quite a distance to get to these supermarkets, I estimate 400m? But then again, I am a slow walker. As mentioned before, you can take the very cheap public bus transport but the bus intervals is very long, I imagine that you have to wait for hours... I waited for one to see how long the intervals were and I can tell you that the time I waited for the bus, I got married and had five children and the bus still did not arrive.

My plans were to go to KL city and again with 4 persons, Taxi fares are reasonable. You can take a Taxi to the nearby 1Utama shopping complex and IKEA (About RM30). I went right up to my favourite shopping mall, Sungei Wang in KL city about RM70 (its roughly around this mark, I wrote down the fares somewhere but lost it and this is based on memory). Remember always ask to use the meter.

FAVOURITE SHOPPING SPOTS (from most favourite to least)

1. Sungei Wang

2. 'Pasar Malams' or Night Markets set up along road at various suburbs/neighbourhoods throughout KL. Melbourne's equivalent would be Queen Vic Market... but totally cannot compare to pasar malams in Malaysia

3. 1Utama

4. Mid Valley

5. I dont like going to the high-end shopping spots like Pavillion. (Branded stuff like Coach, Gucci, etc... forget about finding gundams here)

FINAL THOUGHTS

For a budget hotel, TUNE is still pricey. I discovered a cheaper hotel that includes air-conditioning, and drinking water dispensers and free WI-FI, all for much cheaper in the STRAND shopping area. Its just down the road from Tune. Beds, toilet and bathroom facilities are on par with TUNE. My Home Hotel. I highly recommend this hotel over TUNE anyday. However, one thing that Tune hotels has an advantage is that its hotels are placed in many locations in KL, interstate and even overseas compared to the locally based MyHome Hotels.

So based solely for value for money,

TUNE hotel gets a 2 out of 5 stars for me for value and facilities.

My home hotels gets a 4 out of 5 stars for value and facilities.

Scenes on the way to the hotel.

Finally after about an hour I've reached the Mahogani Persiaran

Looks pretty groovy

The 'hotel' looks very colourful

Oh what's this, rooms for rent?

Apparently Tune hotel only takes up TWO floors.

The bus in question. Route U89, the intervals are not very frequent.

Apparently there are no bus stops just have to tell the driver where you like him to drop you off, just make sure its on his route.

The building is called Sunsuria and Tune is one of its tenants.

Upon entering the complex, you cannot turn in right just have to drive up straight.

And make a u-turn which takes you to the 'reception'

I'd like to say this was my ride but it belonged to some rich dood

Doesn't look like a hotel now does it?

Not every facility has been completed constructed.

Car parking which is underground and the lifts will take you to the Tune hotel floors. Currently its free but once construction is complete, I guess you will have to pay for parking.

Just opposite the hotel is the Strand, lots of restaurants but not much of shopping unfortunately.

If them portable banners weren't there. You wont think you're at Tune

Very ingenious to set up cheap banner. Keep the costs down. Should have nicked them banners. LOL

This office appears to be selling real estate. It just opened when we arrived.

Ugh welcome to Tune.

Mail boxes for tenants of this building not for hotel guests.

How many banners do they have?!

Chinese are superstitious when it comes to the number '4', you will notice that in most shops, buildings etc, '4' is usually replaced by '3a'

ARRRRGHGGH

Durians. Malaysians love these smelly fruits.

The reception area looks pretty fly like a G6

Internet kiosks out of order. Security guard is bored out of his mind.

The Tv at least works

The strands, lots of cafes, restaurants and more restaurants open till late into the wee hours of the night. Also has a Giant supermarket.

The view of the Strand from my room

An up and coming location, I reckon.

Not much of shopping that can be done here though.

You have to take a taxi to the nearby shopping malls such as 1Utama and Ikea

Right beyond the reception on the 3rd floor are the rooms

I like the wallpaper

More of the same

My room sounds close to 128 lol

Good news, corridors are air-conditioned! So if you want to save money on airconditioning, you can sleep in the corridors kkekeke

Secure doors.

A better room.. after complaining about my previous room to reception

Very nice room I like the decor.

This fully extends to become a mini desk.

A safe that thieves can easily carry off.

Like as they did with my luggage :|

A nice big mirror

Curtains really block out the sun

Over there is the size of the bathroom. Yes its that small

Airconditioner and TV usage can be monitor by inserting room card into the unit and the display will tell you how many hours you have left. Hours roll over to the next day.

I must like this part of the room alot... So many pics of this spot.

At least no one can see me wash my bottom :S

The bathroom doesnt look as nice as the room

The toilet has blockage problems.

Carrefour

It was a long walk to get here. 20-3omins? But I walk really slow

There is another huge supermarket on the opposite side of the hotel.